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Yet another of the “mystery madame” – and as always, if you happen to know the source of this image (which I found somewhere and forgot where) and/or the name of the model, please do tell me and I’ll provide proper credit.Edit: Found

seize-fate-by-the-throat: If you ever see me in person, I do this a lot. It happens when I’m thinking, nervous, frustrated, sexually turned on, or trying to stifle a moan. My ex-boyfriend always assumed that it was because I was turned on… YES U

the-goddess-of-cupcakes: “and no I will not feed you, you weirdos keep asking me that, unless you add on to that tip or happen to be REALLY cute.” another out of hand doodle asdf This is so cute, I always love your art

So I bring in my dogs’ water dish from outside. As I’m in the process of putting it in the sink, something brushes along my hand and falls into the sink. I jump, reflexively, thinking its a spider because I always think its a spider. Reassure

patientfine-balanced-kind: it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red

cutesthypnotist: Focus on me. Just like that.That’s right.Sinking deeper and deeper.Feel your thoughts melt away.You are a hypno slave and you are ready to obey.Deep asleep deep down with no memories or thoughts.This always happens whenever you see

hahhahha-no:Forgot to post this, but whatevs, It’s still 2k15 o:Idek what happened to my hair -_-‘Dear tumblr,why do you always have to ruin quality?Follow me on ig: LexiiBethh (Ifb always)Please don’t change the source or delete this text…

touch-me-now-daddy: My stepdad fucked me like this so many times. He always volunteered to pick me up from my friends house or the mall or wherever I happened to be so that on the way home he could fuck me. He was the first man to fuck me on the hood

patientfine-balanced-kind: it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red

patientfine-balanced-kind: it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red

afeveryoucanttaketoyourgrave: It’s been a while since this happened but this still breaks my little fangirl heart. The fact that he considers Brendon to always be his is just adorable. Kind of makes me wish the line “whether near or far, I am always

patientfine-balanced-kind: it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red

patientfine-balanced-kind: it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red

lovelynobody00: kuriboss: Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD

tamte: me: *drinks coffee* me: falls asleep

scoopsworld: arsludicra: It’s Sunday morning, why isn’t this happening to me? 😞 PROTECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS. ALWAYS USE CONDOMS AND/OR PrEP (Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis - under medical supervision).

idiotvegans: damndimples: actually-willow: idiotvegans: if you love something dont check the tag is this talking about clothes or tumblr look at what happened to my post. it always comes around to haunt me, but im not angry about it. its just

so this may just be me but i always feel…idk kinda disappointed when i finish a commission for someone and post it and all they do is favorite it or w/e, not bothering to leave a comment like i know that they’ve paid me for it and i should

strippingselfies: Delivered pizza for 6 or 7 years and never had this happen to me. Closest thing was when I went to house and they didn’t answer which always pissed me off, so I called their number that’s on the box tag and no answer, then tried

patientfine-balanced-kind: it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red

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